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[cantilevers]

And you wonder why I call you kid.

[Jayce please, be a responsible adult.]

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For not having a schedule??

[cantilevers]

Depends. Do you eat sweets for breakfast?

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This is a trick question. Some breakfasts are sweet.

[cantilevers]

Which breakfasts are those?

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Pancakes, waffles, crepes, oatmeals, croissants, muffins, and some types of toasts and strudels.

[cantilevers]

All the types of items I feed my kids.

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And what's an adult breakfast? A plain black coffee?

[cantilevers]

Sometimes. Usually it's left overs. We don't waste food around here.

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Let me get this straight. Having my own pancakes: childish. Eating the spit-laden remains of pancakes: adult-like.

[cantilevers]

Pancakes are a treat for the kids; there are no left-overs of those. However, I own a pub back home and I can't afford waste there. I eat left-overs, kids eat fresh.

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But what do you eat for breakfast now?

[cantilevers]

Eggs and toast.

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Oh, what a coincidence, same as me! Guess I'm not a kid.

[cantilevers]

Funny how you change your story after I detail my adult meal.

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You're just messing with me, aren't you?

[Took him long enough.]

[cantilevers]

Relax, kid, I am just messing with you.

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[Back to "kid" again...]

At least you didn't say something like "a beer and cigarettes."

[cantilevers]

You don't strike me as the type to enjoy either of those things. If you want one or both, I could provide.

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I like beer. Just not for breakfast.

[cantilevers]

Me neither. Nothing can beat a good cool ale though.

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How about a few after we get our asses kicked at a sport we don't know how to play?

[cantilevers]

Definitely. My treat, since I put you up to this. I appreciate the team play, Jayce.

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We'll see how much you appreciate it when I trip over my own feet.

[cantilevers]

Well, you'll make me look good then. That deserves some kudos.