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[And this isn't a trap?]

Why us?

[jinxs]

do you want the real honest answer or the less honest answer but also very valid answer

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Real.

[jinxs]

sevika thinks you can outdrink me
and i think you can't
and i wanna prove that to that ogre of a woman

and also
we wanna play cards. takes four
dad one and dad two are definitely not having a family game night

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Sevika knows I don't drink. [Much.]

And Caitlyn doesn't either. So it's a foregone conclusion, you would win.

[He's assuming that as an undercity mob boss daughter, she can hold her alcohol way better than he can. He forgot Jinx is Dehydrated 1000% of the time.]

Do you really need us there to prove that? Aren't you Sevika's...

[Wait, he really has no idea of the relationship here.]

colleague?

[jinxs]

talis. have you seen my size. do you think i can drink like any other zaunite? come on. don't be a square. settle a bet, get a prize?

(whatever the fuck that is, she hasn't thought of it.)

nice pause there.

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Tolerance is half metabolism and half experience.

I'll ask Cait.

[is the prize he gets told he did a good job that's a good prize]

... Partner?

[jinxs]

i have never been

[jinxs]

more disgusted

[jinxs]

in my ENTIRE LIFE talis

[jinxs]

GROSS

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What??

[jinxs]

we are NOT partners
that's a fucked up thing to say to me talis
we're not even friends

(okay. maybe a little bit.)

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How was I supposed to know?? You seemed to be at least friends!

[jinxs]

since that's what she called herself
i guess you can say she's my babysitter
call it that to her face though please

also horrible job at it

(SHE JUST HAS TO DISS... SHE'S VERY MAD.)

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Babysitter?

[Okay, that's a very different vibe than being friendly-ish coworkers? Because that's what Partner means, after all.]

I'm not going to call her that.

[jinxs]

she did.

ugh anyway
you two comin or not

[hexcope]

Caitlyn said yes, but don't involve her with the drinking. She thinks she can handle more than she can.

[jinxs]

we both know she needs to loosen up a little bit, talis. are you her babysitter?

besides, it's not her i'm trying to outdrink anyway, it's mister massive muscles tall building of a councilman. sevika's also not competing because she sucks

and we would all die there's also that

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[He shouldn't say this. Not when he knows Jinx seems to have a ... complicated relationship with family. But what both Piltover and Zaun seem to keep forgetting is how to humanize each other. So maybe it's worth a shot.]

I look out for her. She's practically my sister.

We're agreeing there's no real prize for victory here, right? It's just a competition for the sake of it.

[He doesn't want to owe anyone anything if he loses. Which he's still certain he might.]

[jinxs]

at least this version of her is still super into mine so guess we'll end up being siblings-in-law if it's up to this kiramman

gross

since when bragging rights isn't a prize?

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Ha ha.

[He's sending a laugh but internally he's confused as fuck. Were things really that serious with Vi? He knew Caitlyn liked her, but- marriage? Didn't they just meet each other a few days ago? That would make Jinx his-

Nope, not going to think on that.]

Bragging rights is fine.

[jinxs]

i want this as much as you do
shake her
or else welcome to the family we got me, your great villainess, the terror of piltover, yours truly
a red-headed thug with bitch mittens and she doesn't even cook
and well
a zaunite with an accent for a dad in law but in this case the one who i guess you like so at least you got that going for you.

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[When he thought to himself about wanting a bigger family, he didn't think about it like... this.]

Not including Silco in this, I see.

[jinxs]

he's my dad.